It's May 21st we're all going to die, maybe. According the Family Radio grand poo-bah Harold Camping we will. I won't go into the exact details, the Internet and other forms of media will provide everything you need to know. What you essentially need to know is that by using passages from the Bible an mathematical equation was created to pin point the exact day in which the rapture will happen. Math. It should be noted that Camping tried to scare us with this 'Biblical Math' back in 1994, and failed.
While I do appreciate one's love for math to the point where one can pluck passages, numbers, etc. from a BOOK and say this is when EVENT X will happen, let's be real. Didn't they try and do something similar in the movie Pi? Oh wait, they tried to find the 'true' name of god. I appreciate the dedication to math and god, but c'mon. From reading all the recent hype, there's no place in the Bible that states the date and time of the rapture. So what makes these equations right?
I was living in Eugene, OR when 6/6/06 came around. Mind you, this was small town and it happened to be the season religious loonies preaching the good word at the University of Oregon's Student Union. I remember reading articles which sited religious figures claiming that the devil would ascend to earth and bring his wrath, blah blah. On that day nothing happened. Deicide was to release two exclusive songs on iTunes, but that's as close to the rise of the devil as it got. I read the online papers that night and the next day, nothing. There's no devil, there's no god to stop the devil.
I'm Jewish, by birth (not choice), we don't have an end of days or rapture. We don't even have a hell. We don't live in constant fear of god's wrath. No confession, just a day of repentance and then we get on with our lives. The mere fact that I don't believe in the Christian god or Jesus means nothing will happen to me. I'm a believer of non-absolutes, ie, no one true god. I believe that God, Allah, Odin, Ganesh, the Giant Turtle in the sky all exist, at least in our minds. The sheer fact that there are so many possible, conflicting views of what god is, means that there's not one god, no right or wrong god, if there even is a god at all.
As I write this, this whole '6pm' time frame has already failed in New Zealand, where a big ass Earthquake would hit. That already happened a few months ago. I guess Camping got the math wrong, again.
I strongly suggest for everyone to go to your closest church and remind people that the rapture isn't coming. They fucked up. Bask in this momentous 'I Told You So' moment. It's 10:30am in San Francisco, it's a sunny day outside. Go have a No Rapture Party.
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Kyuss Lives... not Kyuss: Thoughts on Reunions
In a 2007 interview with Music Mart's Joel McIve Josh Homme(Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures, founding member of Kyuss) stated:
"The offers come in all the time. They're getting more and more expensive, and more and more elaborate. The money is crazy, but I've never been tempted - I don't really care about the money, I never have. That's not what Kyuss was about, so to punctuate the end of our sentence with that would be blasphemy. Kyuss fans are so fuckin' rad, they're fuckin' badass but to me, reunions are just not necessary. It's not what it was, it's what it is, and Kyuss was a really magical thing and if you weren't there, well, you weren't. That's just the luck of the draw. I don't feel the urge to do it for somebody who didn't have the opportunity to see us, or just didn't take the opportunity to see us. I'll let other bands alter their great legacies. Kyuss has such a great history that it would be a total error. I like that nobody saw Kyuss, and that it was largely misunderstood. That sounds like a legend forming to me. I'm too proud of it to rub my dick on it." (The whole interview can be read HERE)
The Kyuss reformation all started at 2010's Hellfest festival in France. Kyuss vocalist John Garcia was playing essentialy under the guise of a Kyuss cover band, Garcia Plays Kyuss, and Brant Bjork and Nick Oliveri happened to be playing the same day with their respective bands, The Bros and Mondo Generator. As luck would have it they decided to join Mr. Garcia on stage to jam a few of the old tunes for the fans. A very touching and unexpected moment for kyuss fans. I even got a little excited and basked in the crappy cellphone/iphone/etc footage.
Flash forward to this year and 'Kyuss' is back in the spotlight. Kinda. Garcia, Oliveri and Bjork are united once again under the banner Kyuss Lives. Having read Homme's comment above, it came as so surprise that he would not be attending. Aside from his moral conflict, Homme's music career is at full throttle and probably has no time to slow down for 'old times sake'. Bruno Fevery has stepped into Homme's shoes as the hired gun.
Homme's above mentioned quote definitely says something about reunions. I can't say for sure how many bands do it for the money or because, as Sleep once put it, there's something that feels unfinished. I can clearly get down with the later.
Homme, however brings up an interesting point. While current bands are either paying tribute to previous generations of music, or building upon it, many of these 'influences' have risen from the dead, so to speak. It's as if countless time capsules has been opened. Some of these bands never went away, they're riding on a second wind. Other bands never went away in that their members, even after a breakup, continued their careers with other bands. Although people like Homme are still turning out vasty different jams than before, he's still a living testament to what once was. Sometimes just being able to see members of your favorite bands in the flesh is enough. Matt Pike, Josh Homme, Wino, are all living reminders of glorious moments in music history. Sometimes basking in the memories is enough.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't care about many recent reunions. Recently I saw St. Vitus and Sleep. Both shows were amazing. But was it the real deal? No. For starters, both bands had different drummers. While I'm not complaining that having Neurosis' Jason Roeder bang on the skins to my favorite Sleep tunes, it just wasn't the same. Sure, it was Pike and Cicneros on the same stage, that alone was special; but the lack of Hakius left a void the experience, only in hindsite.
More importantly, reunited bands are like time capsules in that they're playing out of context. Like Homme said, "if you weren't there, you weren't there." At first I thought that was a shitty thing to say, but he's right. There's a certain magic, a certain element to being there, in the prime. What you're seeing on stage, at the reunion is a reenactment of the good ol' days. You're merely looking at a copy of an original. It's usually a more convincing copy when the musicians are the same ones on the album. Reunions exploit the hype around the band's legacy. Reunions kind of take a bands greatness for granted. Of course, most of the time bands that reunite are awesome, but it feels like their greatness only got bigger because they reunited. "I'm glad that nobody saw Kyuss," says Homme. So then how did they come to such legendary status? The point here is that there are those who help create a bands greatness and those who are told of a greatness, like lore.
The same, in a sense can be said for bands that haven't broken up, but have been playing for 30 years straight. Look at Slayer: In recent years vocalist Tom Araya has opened up about his Christian faith (Read that article here), yet continues to sing songs telling of certain blasphemy. Tom Araya is not the same guy he was when the band started, but that hasn't stopped him from doing business. Being open about your faith in a band that's known for its anti-faith shows a change in the rift. I still enjoy my Slayer, but knowing that for Araya Slayer is a really fun day job, has definitely changed the way I see the band. Slayer is not the same as it was before. The guys in Slayer are merely trying to keep up appearances working as the personality of Slayer.
Now while a small tid bit of information is not the same as a reunion, they both share the same idea. After a some time, what you see on stage is not the original product. Time and place is extremely important in music. While most people my age are going to grumble over the fact that they were old enough, or born, to see St. Vitus and Black Flag; or Kyuss and Metallica; we just have to deal with it and experience the scene currently surrounding us. When we're older, we can brag about all the cool shit we saw.
"The offers come in all the time. They're getting more and more expensive, and more and more elaborate. The money is crazy, but I've never been tempted - I don't really care about the money, I never have. That's not what Kyuss was about, so to punctuate the end of our sentence with that would be blasphemy. Kyuss fans are so fuckin' rad, they're fuckin' badass but to me, reunions are just not necessary. It's not what it was, it's what it is, and Kyuss was a really magical thing and if you weren't there, well, you weren't. That's just the luck of the draw. I don't feel the urge to do it for somebody who didn't have the opportunity to see us, or just didn't take the opportunity to see us. I'll let other bands alter their great legacies. Kyuss has such a great history that it would be a total error. I like that nobody saw Kyuss, and that it was largely misunderstood. That sounds like a legend forming to me. I'm too proud of it to rub my dick on it." (The whole interview can be read HERE)
The Kyuss reformation all started at 2010's Hellfest festival in France. Kyuss vocalist John Garcia was playing essentialy under the guise of a Kyuss cover band, Garcia Plays Kyuss, and Brant Bjork and Nick Oliveri happened to be playing the same day with their respective bands, The Bros and Mondo Generator. As luck would have it they decided to join Mr. Garcia on stage to jam a few of the old tunes for the fans. A very touching and unexpected moment for kyuss fans. I even got a little excited and basked in the crappy cellphone/iphone/etc footage.
Flash forward to this year and 'Kyuss' is back in the spotlight. Kinda. Garcia, Oliveri and Bjork are united once again under the banner Kyuss Lives. Having read Homme's comment above, it came as so surprise that he would not be attending. Aside from his moral conflict, Homme's music career is at full throttle and probably has no time to slow down for 'old times sake'. Bruno Fevery has stepped into Homme's shoes as the hired gun.
Homme's above mentioned quote definitely says something about reunions. I can't say for sure how many bands do it for the money or because, as Sleep once put it, there's something that feels unfinished. I can clearly get down with the later.
Homme, however brings up an interesting point. While current bands are either paying tribute to previous generations of music, or building upon it, many of these 'influences' have risen from the dead, so to speak. It's as if countless time capsules has been opened. Some of these bands never went away, they're riding on a second wind. Other bands never went away in that their members, even after a breakup, continued their careers with other bands. Although people like Homme are still turning out vasty different jams than before, he's still a living testament to what once was. Sometimes just being able to see members of your favorite bands in the flesh is enough. Matt Pike, Josh Homme, Wino, are all living reminders of glorious moments in music history. Sometimes basking in the memories is enough.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't care about many recent reunions. Recently I saw St. Vitus and Sleep. Both shows were amazing. But was it the real deal? No. For starters, both bands had different drummers. While I'm not complaining that having Neurosis' Jason Roeder bang on the skins to my favorite Sleep tunes, it just wasn't the same. Sure, it was Pike and Cicneros on the same stage, that alone was special; but the lack of Hakius left a void the experience, only in hindsite.
More importantly, reunited bands are like time capsules in that they're playing out of context. Like Homme said, "if you weren't there, you weren't there." At first I thought that was a shitty thing to say, but he's right. There's a certain magic, a certain element to being there, in the prime. What you're seeing on stage, at the reunion is a reenactment of the good ol' days. You're merely looking at a copy of an original. It's usually a more convincing copy when the musicians are the same ones on the album. Reunions exploit the hype around the band's legacy. Reunions kind of take a bands greatness for granted. Of course, most of the time bands that reunite are awesome, but it feels like their greatness only got bigger because they reunited. "I'm glad that nobody saw Kyuss," says Homme. So then how did they come to such legendary status? The point here is that there are those who help create a bands greatness and those who are told of a greatness, like lore.
The same, in a sense can be said for bands that haven't broken up, but have been playing for 30 years straight. Look at Slayer: In recent years vocalist Tom Araya has opened up about his Christian faith (Read that article here), yet continues to sing songs telling of certain blasphemy. Tom Araya is not the same guy he was when the band started, but that hasn't stopped him from doing business. Being open about your faith in a band that's known for its anti-faith shows a change in the rift. I still enjoy my Slayer, but knowing that for Araya Slayer is a really fun day job, has definitely changed the way I see the band. Slayer is not the same as it was before. The guys in Slayer are merely trying to keep up appearances working as the personality of Slayer.
Now while a small tid bit of information is not the same as a reunion, they both share the same idea. After a some time, what you see on stage is not the original product. Time and place is extremely important in music. While most people my age are going to grumble over the fact that they were old enough, or born, to see St. Vitus and Black Flag; or Kyuss and Metallica; we just have to deal with it and experience the scene currently surrounding us. When we're older, we can brag about all the cool shit we saw.
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Ronnie James Dio: R.I.P. (One Year Later)
On May 16th, 2010 Ronnie James Dio passed away. This was a day beyond sad. Ronnie was one of the most positive guys in metal. His words touched my ears like magic. Dio never let me worry. I was too busy in a far away land. I saw him only one, opening for Iron Maiden. He was the smallest thing I've ever seen, especially from the lawn section of the Chronicle Pavilion. He'd prance around the stage like an elf or something of a mystical nature. When he sang, it was like he was telling you a story. His words and music were good medicine. He's been miss and will continue to be missed.
Here is a mix I made a year ago, after Dio passed way. Much Respect. Enjoy. \m/
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Os Haxixins
Awesome garage rock/organ worship from Sao Palo, Brazil. Pretty fuzzy, totally gritty. If you're a fan of Brazilian music from the 60s and 70s or just a fan of rad garage rock, Os Haxixins will do you right.
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